If you watch another DVD

You eject the DVD and put in... Attack of the Mushroom People. This is one of your favorite movies and you never tire of it. Ishiro Honda is your idol and you love all his movies. But especially this one: you have it memorized and you speak all the lines in Japanese. You don't even know the language, you have just seen it that much!

  1. You decide to quit the band and go solo
  2. If you try to catch a rare nap before the show tonight
  3. If you check out your massive photo album of fuck pics
  4. If you hit the stage now
  5. If Motley Howe calls and asks if you would like him to come up on stage for a song tonight
  6. If Yo roll a big joint to smoke on stage rebellously