National Hate Week is a important holiday where the government fixes everyone's rage on a single target, this week it's author Andrew McFing, people are burning his effigy in the street. People are marching into the Oil For the Loyal building to get banners and signs to wave, you follow the crowd in, little do they know that you actually own a copy of STORIES TO MAKE YOU STOP and you like it vary much, in fact McFing signed it himself. You are only using this occasion as a front to get inside to see what you can get away with.