If you use the donuts as a police man distractor

You are leaving the store when the cops arrive to arrest you, you start dancing as they approach. You wave the donut box about they go straight at the box, you begin tossing them in every direction and intoning "Donuts donuts", they scramble for the sweet sticky things and you run away, escaping justice yet again.

1. hole up in creepy town till this all settles down
2. use the donut trick to steal from the police headquarters
3. set your home up with donut traps