If you turn on the TV

Nothing but distorted electrical pops and screams, the screen is showing crazy flashing patterns, all the channels are the same. You throw on a bath robe and ponder what to do next.

• 1 If you call your girl friend on your cell phone.
• 2 If you watch out the window.
• 3 If you go outside to watch the skys
• 4 If you think it's the end of the world and you decide to go out buck wild
• 5 If you fiddle with your Tv, staying with it till the bitter end
• 6 If you load up on all the booze and dope you have in the house