If you call your girl friend on your cell phone

Your girl Bonnie is at work at the restaurant named Camel Toes. Feeling worried and a little horny, you call her cell, the call isn't going through though, the phone is out of service.

• 1 If you drive over to Camel Toes.
• 2 If you wait out the storm, trying to call every few minutes.
• 3 If you assume that she has found someone else and you commit suicide.
• 4 If you decide she's on her own and you drive run to the countryside.
• 5 If you go over to your neighbor Biff's place to use his phone
• 6 A hick up in the reality mainframe makes you a Mollkin