If you turn off the TV

And I think to myself, what a wonderful world...

So you flip off the TV and you read the newspaper. Not a whole lot of interesting news today, but in the obituaries you see one of the mean football players who picked on you in school has died from a heart attack. HA! Good news! You're glad you caught that one!

You clip out the obit and stuff it into your wallet, just in case you ever need to brighten your day...

1. You suddenly feel very bad about feeling that way about the footballer's death
2. You continue to read the paper, becoming infuriated by a report about the local council
3. You re-read the comics pages for a chuckle before going to bed