If you try to put out your burning home

You run around to the side of your home, one of those weird explosions has ignited the roof, four foot high flames coil, sending black toxic smoke up from your roof tiles that are bubbling and hissing.

• 1 If you grab your step ladder and some buckets and begin filling them with water to throw on the fire.
• 2 If you get on your computer to e-mail the fire department.
• 3 If you hook up the garden hose to dose the bastard.
• 4 If you fling all your beers and sodas into the flames to put it out
• 5 If you run next door to recruit a neighbor to help
• 6 If you manage to set yourself aflame while trying to put out the fire