If you try the black house with the hearse in the driveway

This seems to be the creepiest option for you. open midnight till six A M the sign reads. You show up promptly at midnight. You knock on the door and the door opens by itself. You come on in. A gloomy dark place that's gothic to the hilt. You can't find anyone anywhere. Odd. You do find a envelope addressed to you on the kitchen table. You open it up and there's seven hundred dollars stuffed inside! You pocket the money, write a thank you note and depart.