If you transported to ancient rome

The glitter surrounds you until you see nothing else; some of it gets into your mouth and it tastes like sweet wine. You fall asleep, over-powered by a pleasant drowsiness...

You wake up, stark naked, in a big pile of other naked people. What the fuck is going on?

Okay, okay, just calm down and survey your environment for clues. There is a clay pitcher on a table, and white marble columns supporting the ceiling. A big pile of sheets and sandals collected in the corner. Peeled grapes.

Based on this abundance of evidence, you decide that this is ancient Rome. Ah-ha, it's so obvious! Clearly you've gone and engaged yourself in one of those decadent orgies for which those Romans were so well-known!



  1. If you go back asleep
  2. If you get up and find some clothes
  3. If you go over to see if theres any wine left
  4. If you explore the city, after finding a toga to wear
  5. If you wake one of the ladys up to ask about where you are
  6. If you look for work
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