If you talk to the man with the sword

You light up a ciggie as you amble up to the man, and he eyes you with a gunslingerish expression. "Hey, there buddy! Nice sword!" you say in your most boisterous voice. "What is this place?"

"Password," the man demands, cold.

• 1 If you say "Scrotum"
• 2 If you try a Jedi mind trick on him
• 3 If you say "Death Bong"
• 4 If you run away and never come back