If you take a spontaneous survey of library patrons

You make your way around the library with clipboard and pen in hand. You make your way to the sci-fi section. A cute trekkie girl is looking at a Star Trek book entitled Spock: Return of Spock, again. She has dark rimmed glasses and dark hair with all black and blue on. You go up to her and ask Hi, I'm starting a new website called Mypenis.com and am wondering what kind of poses a person like yourself would like to see on it? She looks at you coldly at first but realizes the passion you have after looking into your eyes. She tells you her ultimate fantasy of how she would like to see a Klingon death pose while naked. That would turn her on. You jot it down onto your clipboard and move on...

1. Go to the drama section
2. Make your way to the new release section
3. Make your way to the horror/Steven King section
4. Make your way to the Andrew McFing section, including current BLACKOUT papers
5. Make your way to the childrens section
6. Make your way to the MysteryX wikipedia section