If you strip naked hoping for more handouts

You slap your body and clap your hands as you slowly strip down to nothing, shaking your penis left and right so hard it makes slapping sounds against your skin. You bend over and bongo your ass while snapping your fingers to the theme beat of your preformance piece.

• 1 If you take up a life of stealing and hustling to pay for your gas
• 2 So this is what happens
• 3 and they call the cops]
• 4 someone in the crowd accuses you of withcraft