If you start dancing to The Relentless All-Night Polka Band

A big aggressive slam dance to show the Woman you are the alpha male to rut with. It works. After giving three guys bloody noses and punching out a big biker the band invites you on dance to dance like a maniac while they play Nazi barrel Polka. You have your pick of the ladies after that and you bring a couple home. The red head's number you get before they leave in the morning. This could be love.