If you start a flame war
You reply to the Neurocam post:
Fuck off you idiot. You should get a brain and know something rather than talk shit you don't fucking have a clue about. People like you just plain suck, fuck off.
You submit your reply, grinning the mean grin that made you so unpopular in high school.
To your chagrin, an intrusion into your moment of glory, there is a knock on your door. You get up, annoyed, and go over to see who is trying to waste your time.
An author is waiting on the other side of the door, wearing a Fox Mask! He has a wireless keyboard floating in front of him. Before you can slam the door or run away, he has made a few quick few strokes and hit the enter button! A bolt of blue energy surges forth, electrocuting you!
You fall dead and burned up to the floor.
