If you spend a small fortune on crack

You employ your ho fucking all your friends and drunks you meet in bars. Making that money. With the cash rolling in from pimping, you've started buying more crack, and you end up hiring the lady's nineteen year old daughter (after trying her out for yourself). This girl, Tess, she is a cute innocent looking blonde who can fuck like a porn queen.

Somehow it got into your head to do films, so you make three cheap horror movies with your digital camcorder, all with plenty of nude scenes to keep people interested. The movies make you a few thousand each when they go direct to video, and now Tess is starting to get talked about as a scream queen.

All this money and local fame gets you more and more crack, and soon you are selling all over town. You now have a crew of seven bodyguards and twenty three hoes. The problem is you hardly have time for your research project...