If you sit like a Buddha in the center of the road
You close your eyes all but the third one, and you see the car that is driving high-speed and drunkenly, the one that will hit you... even though this event is minutes away. You know the car, the car is suffering and you must defeat suffering and free the human race, you stay relaxed and focused and the car bears down on you, the bumper crushes you back, bones shatter and the the bumper warps, you are forced down fast, face first, splintering your skull, leaking your enlightend mind all over the pavement, spirtual road kill.
