If you sing some Johny Mollkin cover tunes

You have been singing and dancing as like Johny as any non-mutant can do. You can make in look like you have double jointed hips with this funky gyration that you do. You sing a deep throaty intro it "Slip it on yourself", and then you go into the quavering falsetto in the opening chorus and shout and response parts, along the time dancing like no homo sapien should be able to, mostly through the art of illusion, making the moves you make look superhuman, a big crowd as gathered around you and they are clapping and stomping a beat for you, they love you!