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If you sing "I've got those running gas blues"

You don't sing long in this triple digit heat. Your throat cracks and dries up. It is so dry that you can't sing any more and you keep coughing from the tickle that won't go away...

  • 1 If you stab yourself so you can drink your own blood
  • 2 If you stumble retching to the store to buy a sip or two
  • 3 If you mug a passer-by for a bottle of water
  • 4 If you attack a passer-by in an attempt to drink blood merely because it's a fluid
  • 5 If beg people for something to drink at the stop light
  • 6 If you go to the first house you see and just take the place over for yourself
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