If you see what appears to be pool legend Fats Fats

You walk up to the man staring at him with dis-belief. It has to be FAts Fats! He weighs around 400 pounds and all dressed in pimpish glittering sequined satin, a seven hundred doller custom made fedora on his head. That look on his face, like someone who has seen and done it all, twice.

• 1 If you ask if he is Fats Fats
• 2 If you just challange him to a game
• 3 If you buy him a couple beers and talk first
• 4 If you use your pool cue to rob the place
• 5 You ask for his autograph
• 6 You try to mug him when he leaves the place