If you search out this so called 5 penis man

You head out to obscure strip malls on the edge of reality. You've heard a rumor that the Five Penis Man can be found in such parking lots, smoking his dragon scrotum cigarettes and challenging passers by to a match. One evening you step out of the October store, nothing but Halloween products all year round. There in the parking lot is the Five Penis Man. He is challenging a old Latino man with a felt hat and a unsteady walk to a match. Mister Penis man must be hungry for some kinda action. "Here I am Five Penis Man, bring it on!" Five Penis does a somersaulting flailing roll at you, you side step and send a foot into the man's side. He is thrown off his roll. He gets up and assumes the mocking turtle stance as you circle around him reading to show him what your made of.