If you say that you don't drink, anything

"Those who drink nothing, play nothing, but your in the band anyway, as our lead silence". You except the gig and dream of the groupies you will suck and fuck.

• 1 You play with them on Saterday Light Live
• 2 You sit in on a studio session
• 3 You start a rock and roll journal with photos, hoping to have it published some day
• 4 If you get a counter offer from the band The Quick Nods
• 5 If you start recording a solo album that consists of only silence
• 6 Since silence is your thing you fashion yourself as a rock n roll mime