If you rave crazy madness that will cause a stirr when printed

You say that the president is behind 911, you say that the dollars are organizing themselves, you say that aliens are interacting with the government in sinister ways, you say that global warming is real and a bad threat, you say that you have transformed into varyous animals while tripping on acid and shrooms.

• 1 If religious groups attempt to ban your bands tour
• 2 If you are attack by Phil O'Smiley and Gush Phlemball along with Pawn Hannity
• 3 All this endears you to your fans
• 4 You get ignored by the media as a result of your insane rant
• 5 You become the media's foil, everybody wants to get attention by making fun of you
• 6 Everything you said is proven right