If you push the ill gotten groceries home

You push your cart home while sipping a series of cold beers, three point two, but not too bad, nice on such a hot day. You check out your grabs as you head home, a two foot stack of frozen steaks, four cases of caffeine plus brand soda, a baggie of squirrel food, as protective bribe, a couple packs of crow jerky, a couple large bags of rice, three sacks of bread, a box of maple butter donuts, a box of inflatable condems, a fifty pack of colored pencils, seventeen candy bars, a bottle of antacid, a couple cases of cigerettes, all the horror and new arrival DVD's and PC video games, bunches of ink for your printer, a couple new shirts, four new pairs of shoes, a 12 mega-pixal digital camera and a blue ray DVD burner for your computer, a great haul and before you know it your home safe, unpacking your grocerys.

• 1 If you throw a party
• 2 If you hoarde your goods hiding away in your home