If you preach to McFing about the Great Alarm

You follow McFing into his home, nearly stumbling over debris unseen in the tall grass. McFing's living room floor is completly covered in loose hand written pages. The two of you crunch over them on the way to the couch. As McFing begins rolling a joint like a man who could do it in total darkness, like a man who has done this act a million times, you tell him about the Great Alarm. It has stolen your childhood, killed your car along with several cars and computers. It operates in the center of the universe and it's no good for anyone. The thing must be stopped, it must be taken down.

• 1 If Andrew McFing says you don't know shit
• 2 If the two of you Wage War on the Great Alarm
• 3 You smoke with McFing now
• 4 McFing secretly records your rant and mixes it into a track on the upcoming McFing6 album
• 5 The Great Alarm hears and acts
• 6 McFing counters with a rant about the Clock of Chaos