If you pray to Eris while dancing a jig

You are really cutting the rug! Wild dance moves, the cops walk up to you with they're guns drawn and order you to stop, but you won't stop, you just keep going, there is a law in this town that cops can't shoot or arrest a man while dancing. They open the trunks of they're cars and they get out lawn chairs and one brings out a jam box, the cop plays the slowest most undancible morbid slow core punk you have ever heard but your funky moves continue, while the cops heckle you and tell you to stop it, that you suck.