If you play keyboard

You grew up around keyboards. As you young child the house was too small and you slept on the grand piano. You could play most popular classical music songs by the age of 11. You have 32 keyboards at home. From a warped and missing keyed hammond orgon to a low tech casio sk-1 sampler. You start playing the star spangled banner on the Moog synth in the corner, adding crazy bass lines and wild chirping wails. Motely is transfixed. "Your hired man! Lets get a recording of that part you just played, I think we will start the album off with it. Maybe I'll come in with some wailing grunge feedback and Blackstreak will start pounding the drums into submission in time to your keyboard bass lines. This is going to rock!", Mot says happily.