If you make a running jump downstairs in a moment a foolhardy dare-deviltry
It is pitch black down there, you can't remember the lay out of the place, but what the hell, you take off running and jump at the edge of the stairs, you have a thrilling moment of flying through the air, God knows where. Then collide your thighs into the Bannister of the bottom of the stairs and you flip head first into the fuse box, cracking your skull and sending your brain into shock. You tumble to the floor twitching and convulsing. You are still convulsing an hour and a half later when the house burns down around you, burning you and you scream on the inside, paralyzed on the outside.
