If you look for someone else to take the shots

"Fine then, somebody else will become famous for the pictures they take of my gentailias", You tell her sharply. Who else would make a good candidate for taking pics? You notice a street person peeing on the books in the O section of non-fiction. Hmmmm.

• 1 If you offer the bum a couple bucks to take the dick pics
• 2 If you wait for someone sexy to ask
• 3 If you ask the japanease foreign exchange student studying chem warfare at the reading table
• 4 If you threaten that shy Emo colledge girl to take them or else
• 5 If you loudly announce that you are wanting someone here to take pictures of your penis
• 6 You get a mail order bride to have a at home photograher