If you just act innocent and admit to nothing

As the alarm sounds, you stash the two bags of loot you had in hand behind a table full of security monitors you watch the security team searching the place for you, you just put a "I didn't do anything look on your face as you watch for shop-lifters at the DVD's for Less store. When the police and security team catch up with you, you are apprehending a teenage metal-head who is trying to lift a copy of Clown Corpse Fuck INc.. A angry new band brand thats sweeping the nation. You explain to them that you have not stolen anything, in fact, you have been stopping many things from walking out of the mall without visiting the register first. You talk with such a naked honesty that they believe you and go about their other business, leaving you free to grab those hidden bags of loot and put them in the trunk of your car.

• 1 If you keep up your stealing as normal
• 2 If you take your loot and get a home in the country
• 3 If you sue the bastards
• 4 If you start stealing from security
• 5 If you desire a glimpse of a blue light special future
• 6 You get a big promotion

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