If you join an outlaw motorcycle gang

You stop at a biker bar called Switchblade Express. You talk to some of the bikers and express interest in joining there gang, The Hellbilly Riders. You are told you'll be accepted on the spot... if you can beat up their biggest guy, a bald, bellowing giant called Rustko.

The two of you face off, the bikers cheering all around you. You can easily stay out of striking range of this clumsy monster of a man. You deliver a series of punches and kicks, darting away again and again, until finally Rustko falls.

You are the winner! You ride off proudly with your new gang!


  1. It's time to get loaded!
  2. It's time to ride!
  3. randy rape ride
  4. meet a rival gang of squirrel bikers on the road
  5. Hang out at the Switchblade Express on a Saturday night