If you hit the fridge for some cold drinks

You open up the ice box: There is a six pack of Golden Montana beer, a couple Food in a Can products -- sirloin, tuna and toast. You flip the top off a beer and sweet moisture bubbles up in a fine head. You suck at the foam, the golden toasty flavour. That was really good. Next, you pop open lunch and drink it up...

• 1 If you search the place for inhabitants
• 2 If you hit the shower to clean yourself off
• 3 If you burn your new home down and make an insurance claim on it
• 4 If you take up a life of stealing and hustling to pay for your gas
• 5 If you realize that this is the house of Red Bull and the Seven Killers
• 6 Take a gun to your head and kill yourself