If you high tail it to your car

You grab the bag containing the latest new arrivals of the book and video store at the mall. You run fast, your fake uniform flapping in the breeze. A real security guard stands blocking the exit at the end of the hall you have dashed towards. "Stop right there and drop the bag!" he barks, the pudgy little cop wannabe.

• 1 If you keep running, full sprint and attempt to knock the guard over on your way out
• 2 If you do as you are told
• 3 If you spin around and run the opposite way
• 4 If you use the taser
• 5 If attack the guard for fucking with you
• 6 If you put up your dukes and challange him to al fist fight

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