If you haunt internet chat rooms looking for SOSM connections
You never find the SOSM. Worse you meet and fall in love with a stunning red head named Elsie. You exchange passionate e-mails and your live chats burn down the chat rooms with sexual heat. Finally you agree to meet her. You sell your house for a plane ticket to Nacho in northern California. You get off the plane wearing the skull shirt you said you would wear to identify yourself with. You search the crowd for the red head in the black fishnet shirt and blue sports bra. You get a text message on the phone. It's Elsie! She says her car broke down outside of the airport gates. If you could just meet her there maybe you and get it running. You do so. It's that black van with chromed windows. You walk up to the driver's seat and it's a man sitting there. He is dressed in latex bondage with a leather hood with eye holes. He shoots you in the face while masturbating and laughing loudly. You fall back against the gate as the E-Mail killer strikes again and escapes. You are all over the news stations as a brave hero who took a hit for freedom.
