If you go outside and ask a squirrel
This act will become controversial later in your life but for now its a great move! You go to the park and you meet a gray squirrel lady there. You have a long conversation with the rodent being as you took two years on squirrel in collage before you dropped out to spend more time masturbating. The squirrel has its own scaled down digital camera who it just has you drop your hands and pose your naked penis this way and that. The rodent takes several really good pictures and it e-mails them to your new web site! You thank the animal nicely and you hurry back into the library to post these few images for the ladies...
