If you go next for a Virgen Mary nipple slip

You get a journalist pass to allow you a short stint in heaven. Your cover is you are hear to interview Adulf Hitler on how he of all people could have ended up in such a place. You have no plans to talk to the H man however, its just a lie to get you inside with your camera. You head off to the pearl and ivory mansion of The Virg. You walk right in and help yourself to the mutten balls a angel is serveing the guests here. Some sort of social gathering. Heres Mary. She is wearing a low cut dress, its almost a nipple shot when shes standing straight up. You get out your camera and cop like you are takeing pictures of the people around the table, but really you are zooming in on the Virg. There it is! She is bending over to pick up a mutten ball is has dropped and it's full breasts jiggleing. You snap a couple shots and the whole room turns theyre heads to you. They look angry. They know what you just did. You turn pale with fear and you run. The front door is locked and a angel with a flameing sword is comeing at you. You snap a couple of pictures of the angel as it swoops down and cuts you head off. You wake up in hell where you shall spend the next four forevers.

The End