If you go down the left hand path

It sure has gotten dark fast!

You keep thinking you hear the sound of rushing animals, tracking you in the concealment of brush and trees. Your suspicions are quickly confirmed as several squirrels emerge, holding strange weapons.

• 1 If you stand your ground and wait.
• 2 If you go into a squirrel kicking frenzy!
• 3 If you insist that you are a friend of the revolt.
• 4 If you throw yourself to the ground begging the rodents for mercy
• 5 If Carney, Wu, and Andrew McFing appear at your side to assist
• 6 If you hold your hands up in surrender

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