You get up from behind the rock with your hands over your head. "well well, looks like somebody has just done up a felony, and earned a ass kicking", A gruff cop voice barks.
"Can I just write sentences officer?", You beg out in a shrill quavering shriek. The cops laugh and agree. You have to write I will be a good citizen 999 times and turn it into the police station in the morning. You walk home and get busy writing till your wrist cramps.