If you give Jesus just a couple of really nice dice

You hand Jesus your transparent red twenty sided die with prismatic shining effects. Also you hand over a seven hundred year old roman six sided die. These are the two outstanding members of your collection. "Take these and leave me the rest Lord". You implore. Jesus takes the dice from your outstretched hands. He leaves the scene without giving you any gasoline at all, nary a drop.

• 1 You wage a war against heaven, storming its gates to recover your dice and perhaps claim more dice as tribute
• 2 You kick Jesus in the ass
• 3 If you stand beside the road with a will work for gas sign
• 4 You try out stand up comedy
• 5 burn a church for revenge