You are going to literally fuck everyone you see, whether they like it or not! You rip off your clothes and grab your gun. You action it back for quick readiness and you step outside your house. A cop happens to be cruising by to check out the storm and you are spotted. The car pulls into your drive as you scurry around the corner, balls flapping.
You are waiting around the corner, hidden from view by your A C and a old rotted out wooden ladder you use to hang xmass lights every year. The cops must have split up, one walks cautiously past you without seeing. You spring up and pull the trigger and your fucking gun jams! He spins and fires and his gun does not jam. Three shots in the chest, two in the heart. You are down and dead.
The End