If you get dressed and go outside

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"Go outside" by Mystery X

T'would seem that there is an adventure afoot. Time to slip into your outfit.

Vintage 1980s parachute pants with hundreds of meaningless extra zippers. Check.
Paisley shirt depicting Jim Morrison with pouty lips. Check.
Red gemstone necklace. Check.
Long, fuzzy, orange boots. Check, check.

Now you are ready to check out what's happening outside.

And, woo, hot damn! It is crazy out here! Rain whistles down and the popping explosions make your ear-drums spasm. You are slapped back and forth by the mean winds. It is a constant struggle to move. Good thing you came prepared!


  1. If you walk over to the store to get some groceries and enjoy the foul weather
  2. If you go back to the shelter of your home
  3. Get back inside to watch the storm while drinking coffee
  4. Get in your car to get the wind off and watch the storm in there
  5. Drive to the park to watch the storm there
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