If you free base an energy drink

You sprinkle this chemical powder to suck the moisture out of the energy drink. This leaves a crystal at the bottom of the can. You stick it in your elaborate glass freebase pipe. The pipe looks like something out of Dr. Seuss. You smoke up the powder and you feel surging energy rip through your body. The crowd is out there waiting for the show. You tell the band you want to come out fifteen minutes early to have more play time. But they won't go for it. You say "O K, I'll see you all onstage then!". You run out and the crowd goes crazy. You just stand there before them and talk until the band comes out and the kids just love it!

• 1 Somebody hits you with a shoe
• 2 If you jump into your hit song Infict You
• 3 You play nothing but Beatles cover tunes
• 4 If you take a hit of Mad 3
• 5 You scream your throat on during the set
• 6 stay on stage chatting with audience after the show is over as well