If you flip the channel two times forward three times back
It's that Lovecraftian movie you've been meaning to catch: Eye of the Loathing Madness!
Yes, indeed, this flick has an all star cast, including: Brad Pitt as Professor Enslow; Meg Ryan as the Sacrificial Victim; Alan Alda as Reverend Fishnchips; Brendon Simpson as Goth Airmog, the voice of the Black Veil; Mystery X as the Hump Backed Wino (with a heart of vinegar); and Unruh as the Hippy Cult Leader.
You fish the weed out— it's time to get bombed and check this shit out!
- If you movie scares the fuck out of you
- If you fall asleep and wake up two thirds into the film
- If you go to hollywood to audition for the sequal:Eye of Gibbious Horror
- If you watch the whole thing, slowly going insane
- You have low attention span so you watch awhile then start channel surfing again
- A power out age midway through the movie