If you expand into Roadkill Red, a carcass energy drink

You pour lots of caffeine into the mix, more than allowed by the FDA and you sell Roadkill Red. This beverage has plenty of smashed squirrel, bird, rabbit, armadillo and even some deer. "Good liquid road pizza for bad people", is the slogan you use to push your product, you even throw a sprinkle on crystal meth into every one hundredth can.

• 1 Lets check on how your business is doing
• 2 Lets walk along with you on a road kill search
• 3 The FDA steps in
• 4 come up with the brilliant idea of dishwater soda
• 5 hide most of the money you make in dream locations using orinyro magic