If you do a crow dance in the parking lot

So you decide to show just how crow like you can be by preforming a crow dance in the parking lot. You compact you body to form a crow shape. You caw and walk in crow like steps. The effect of it is so convinceing that a passing redneck stops his truck when he sees the biggest crow ever in a parking lot. What a trophy! So he stops the truck and he grabs one of the rifles mounted to the truck seat. He shoots you in the chest while you dance. The force of it spins you into a car hard. From there you slide down dead. The crow dance was working too, the sky is black with their numbers. They descend onto the redneck with violent rage. The kill him before he can escape to his truck.

The End