Each cubicle has a phone to call clients on. You pick the phone up and call 911. You say that you just discovered a murdered co worker and you have not seen any of your other co-workers so far. You tell them where you are and wait. Eighteen minutes later the cops arrive. They get you out of there and ask you questions down town. You are the sole survivor. The boss went into a murder rampage and killed 34 people today and then he axed himself to death. You are somewhat of a hero for no determinable reason. Your temporary celeb status nets you a better job walking distance from home. The mass murder of the folks you spend eight hours a day with turns out to be a really good thing for you!