If you decide to masterbate while the batin's good

You have been really horny for three days now, but between working overtime and hanging out with all your drinking buddy's there just has not been enough time to milk the demon, but now with all this shit going down, you think you had better get one in before another multi-day delay warps your balls permanently from semen over-load.

• 1 If you look at porn mags while beating off
• 2 If you watch the destruction going on outside your window and masterbate to it
• 3 Do it in front of a window with lights on for the thrill risk of a neighbor seeing you
• 4 Go outside to masterbliss in the storm
• 5 Put on a Tisha Clemmins movie