If you consult the tarot deck

You get the micro-deck from your crotch-pocket, a form of underwear that looks kinda like a thong, with a big pocket in front, and satin lining everywhere else. It's nice, so nice, yeah... Back to the tarot reading...

• 1 If you dry a blank card
• 2 If you draw the Tower
• 3 If you draw The World
• 4 If you spontainously combust
• 5 If you end up in the land of the Lost!
• 6 If you draw the Uno card

What happens next? Edit the wiki to add some options...