If you claim to be a pacifist , outside the job

You tell the man interviewing you that you have no problem killing folks for pay on the job. But off the job you are a pacifist. You don't believe in war or violence of any kind. When the interview is done you shake hands with the man and walk out to the waiting room. The man's voice is heard on the P A speakers in this room. "Kill the man walking out of here and your hired". You glance nervously at the men waiting in the chairs reading Soldier of Fortune magazines. A big pudgy man draws a knife form his coat pocket. You start running for the door as he opens the blade and the others stare with excited interested. But the door is locked. You spin around and the man is three feet away and advancing. You try to break right and he lashes the blade, cutting your arm. You fall into the magazine rack spilling over onto the floor. The man dives onto you and he starts stabbing and twisting over and over again. You die there and dude gets a job. Another day another donut.

The End