If you check out the forbidden audiobooks

You browse the Forbidden Audio-book section. There's lots of interesting ones. Crowley, Satanism, blue print for a water burning car. Things that man was not meant to know. You are allowed to check out the forbidden audio books and take them home for two weeks, unlike the books, like the Necromonicon. They do not leave the basement. You check out the audio book on how to convert your car into a boat that runs on water! What a wonderful idea! This red tags you to homeland security. You are arrested walking home with the tape. You are taken to Uglavaria to a secret torture camp. There you are tortured without mercy. You never give up the secrets they want because you don't know them. So its more torture. You die after eight months of this.

The End

⤓ Forbidden audio books by The Sulty Shifters