If you can't kill Motley

You check Motely's pulse. Its strong and regular. What the fuck! There's a small bullet hole in his forehead and a big one in the back of his head. You put the gun right up to his heart and fire and then fire again. You put two more rounds into his head. His face is now more hole then meat, but still his pulse goes on!

You burn down his house with him in it. You have to get out. The place is a fireball. You hide in the woods in case cops or a fire truck comes. They do. The firemen hose down the burning house and they carry Motley Howe out on a stretcher. They hook him up to an oxygen tank. The fucker is still alive goddammit. You are not going to get paid for this one.

Ravan Taco by Black Circle